Medicine-peddling quacks have always been a reoccurring theme in English literature and mythology. The idea of a sleepy Victorian village being visited by the ‘world famous’ doctor hack, offering miracle cures that he claims to have acquired from exotic foreign lands, is one familiar even today (let us not upset the Holistic Society). Often, it is backed by fraudulent claims of being well-established as a surefire cure and even sometimes a member of the audience experiences a minor placebo effect and declares it a success. Whatever the case, Dr Thirsty just visited your hollow and has just exchanged a couple of quid from your pocket for a bottle of his remedy for everything’ that ails ya. This is his elixir, fresh from the fountain of youth and led to settle in the bottom of Lazerus’ grave. This is his No.4 Blonde.
The first thing you get is that wet-pub smell that is just so damn great. It is a semi-transparent golden stream that builds a frothy layer of beer-snow on top that soon melts away as it settles. The first sip and I swear there is some old apple in there. For a blonde beer, you get a lot of bold, autumn flavours that don’t pardon themselves in a hurry, and this all reminds you that you are drinking a Wychwood. Seriously, I have to take my second sip from the neck of the bottle to be sure I haven’t over-contaminated it, such is how surprising it is. The scent matches the drink perfectly, and this manages to sit on the easy-drinking table without sacrificing any character. It is well documented that scent is probably the strongest sense to trigger memory, and the images that comes with this one is of getting into the pub from the rain and getting the first one pulled.
Of course, this could all be rubbish, and I could just be under the spell of Dr Thirsty’s salesmanship, which is fine. Come the end of the season his cart will be off to the next village, the next town and province, and by then it’ll be too late to call him on his dealings. The sneaky bastard.